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The Elysium Ten Commandments

Posted Fri, 2010-03-05 00:00 by Necromina

10: Thou shall observe the double XP weekend and keep it sacred

9: Thou shalt not abuse thine Team Speak status

8: Thou shalt not flame thine fellow players

7: Thou shall remember to pay thine Aion account

6: Thou shalt not engage in AP trading

5: Thou shall help thine Legionmates as it is decent to do

4: Thou shall refrain from excessive l33t speak

3: Thou shall be ready to laugh at thineself

2: Thou shalt not be a ninja

1: Thou shalt not incur the wrath of Night

Ten Things To Not Do In The Early Morning

Posted Sat, 2010-02-20 04:57 by Necromina

10: Exercise on slippery carpet

9: Falling asleep on the keyboard

8: Walk outside

7: Attempt to do any kind of productive work

6: Practice your instrument

5: Scrub your walls

4: Wash the car

3: Bake a pie

2: Paint your bathroom

1: Eat 6 hot peppers because you THINK they look good.....

Top Ten Things To Not Say During Sex....

Posted Fri, 2010-02-19 01:55 by Necromina

10: What's your name again?

9: What do you mean you're done?

8: Where's the rest of it?

7: My last girlfriend could bend all the way over

6: It only seems kinky the first time

5: I think I'm stuck

4: You'd be more attractive if your boobs were bigger

3: Can I invite my friend?

2: Didn't I tell you I was videotaping?

1: Do you smell something burning?