Top Ten Signs You Drink Alot of Coffee..For Andi

Some of you have your energy drinks..but nothing beats a nice, hot, undiluted cup of coffee...or in my case a pot or two...This is fro a list I have on my computer..it's long, but I picked out ten funnys...enjoy I need to go and make more coffee  

10: Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

  9:   You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

  8:   The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

   7:  You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

   6:  You lick your coffeepot clean.

   5:  You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House.

   4:  You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.

   3:  Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

   2:   You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

   1:   You can jump-start your car without cables.